This Friday offers a dazzling but admittedly incongruous array of social opportunities. Vote for your most outrageous combination of three.

Options include but are not limited to:

1. meeting with my adviser about my thesis project
2. attending the art history department’s grad student “happy hour,” complete with departmentally-funded booze
3. attending WashU’s first annual drag show, featuring one of my fellow Feminist Art and Criticism from 1970 to the Present classmates; she’s a drag king
4. attending my church’s ladies’ open house; there will be cheese
5. attending the opening of an Andy Warhol show

Good thing we’re Presbyterians now.