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Hippie vs. Art Museum Guard

Overheard while wandering around the St. Louis Art Museum yesterday…

Dreadlocked Hippie Dude: So, you know, I’m like an artist and stuff and I could just bring some of my stuff over here.

Frightened Looking Museum Guard: Um…

DHD: Like, could I just bring it and they could hang it up?

FLMG: Um…

DHD: I mean, like, how does it work? Do they like, buy stuff or do people just give it to them? Like, paintings and stuff.

FLMG: Well, it’s a museum, so they do have a lot of artworks given to them and they buy some, too, but I don’t know if…

DHD: Because, you know, I’m getting, like, so much inspiration here and I think some of my stuff would fit right in here.

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