Noel vs. Spam

By now, we should all know that, in Hawaii, Spam holds a place of honor in the local food pyramid. Noel, unfortunately, has yet to embrace the fabulousness of this food product. On this last trip out, Ian hatched a clever plan: challenge Noel to a Halo2 tournament, best of three. If Noel won, Ian would eat borscht. If Ian won, Noel would eat a slice of spam.

Ian won.

A complete lack of sincere excitement.

It wiggles.

It bends.

The first bite.

Ian lives long and prospers in the wake of his victory.

Sadly, Noel remained unimpressed. Don’t worry; we’ll keep trying.